A Durban IT company pitted an 11-month-old bird armed with a 4GB memory stick against the ADSL service from the country’s biggest web firm, Telkom.

Winston the pigeon took two hours to carry the data 60 miles – in the same time the ADSL had sent 4% of the data.

The experiment is a bit contrived. If I want to transfer 4 TB worth of photos from one computer upstairs to a photo printing store I shouldn’t try to upload them online and should instead just take a portable hard drive to the store. The moral of the story is a good one: if you need to transfer a lot of data, instead of just firing up your FTP client, think about some alternative methods for transferring the data. We could all save ourselves some grief if we learned this lesson from Winston.

“Parents who install a leading brand of software to monitor their kids’ online activities may be unwittingly allowing the company to read their children’s chat messages — and sell the marketing data gathered.” Today, Michael Masnick of TechDirt, turned me onto a story that “one of the top providers in the space doesn’t just monitor what kids do for parents, but collects all the data — including the text of chat room discussions — and resells it to marketers.”

Software sold under the Sentry and FamilySafe brands can read private chats conducted through Yahoo, MSN, AOL and other services, and send back data on what kids are saying about such things as movies, music or video games. The information is then offered to businesses seeking ways to tailor their marketing messages to kids.

A reminder to parents and non-parents alike… learn about software before installing and using it. Apparently there is an option available for parents to opt out of this information “sharing”, but it is only available via the company’s website. You know those annoying “Terms of Service” agreements that we all scroll and click through without reading? Well, maybe it’s time we starting paying a little more attention, eh?

Try to become familiar with the technology your kids use. That doesn’t mean you necessarily have to be their friend on Facebook or MySpace, but before you start trying to control how they use social-networking technology, make sure you understand it.

I think this is great advice, not just for social networking, but for everything kids (or your spouse, for that matter) are into – especially technology. I definitely have fond memories of my parents wanting to be involved in things I was excited about… especially when they would sit down for a game of Pac-Man, Super Mario Bros., Star Wars Battlefront or Axis & Allies. Having a common frame of reference for talking about my hobbies with my parents? Priceless. (Yeah, yeah, I didn’t include a list of things you can buy for $13 on debit Mastercard. Meh.)

Larry Magid, the author of the article quotes some great guidelines from Hemanshu Nigam, the Chief Security Officer at MySpace, for social networking behavior. It’s geared towards kids, but we all need to be reminded of these rules.

• Post with respect: photos are a great way to share wonderful experiences. If you’re posting a photo of you and your friends, put yourself in your friends’ shoes and ask would your friends want that photo to be public to everyone. If yes, then you’re uploading photos with respect.
• Comment with kindness: compliments are like smiles, they’re contagious. When you comment on a profile, share a kind word, others will too. [Note from Dwight: Speaking of Comments... I love to see them on my blog... *hint, hint*]
• Update with empathy: sharing updates lets us tell people what we think. When you give an opinion on your status updates, show empathy towards your friends and help them see the world with understanding eyes.

not bad, eh?

Still haven’t found a GPS tracker out there to suit your parenting needs? Then you might want to consider this new Amber Alert GPS 2G device, which, unlike some other similar products, is actually aimed specifically at parents, and promises to be straightforward enough for all parents to use. It’s main feature, of course, is to simply act as a wearable GPS beacon for your kids, which parents can call or text at any time and instantly receive a text back with its location, or track at all times on the web. The device also takes things a bit further than most with a so-called “bread crumbing” feature that creates a trail of your child’s route and alerts you when they reach their destination, and a safe zone feature that limits how far your child is able to travel. That peace of mind does exactly come cheap, however, with the device itself running $379.99, while the required monthly plans start at $9.99 and go up to $59.98.

10. Always having access to caffeine. And knowing all the various sources, relative amounts and prices. If you’re not a morning person, or need a pick-me-up in the afternoon, you can be sure the geek in your life will be able to find you some caffeine, even if it’s Sunkist or Barq’s.

9. Being romantic in unusual ways. Because who wouldn’t love to be wooed with Shakespeare in the original Klingon or a poem written in Elvish? Red roses are nice, sure, but they’re so … mainstream. When was the last time someone gave you a flashing LED heart?

8.Finding the best deals in grocery stores. Not everyone will notice that, even though the 12-pack of Coke cans is on sale for $3, it’s still not as good a deal per unit as the 2-liter bottle at its regular price of $1.29. But a geek will — we knew math skills would come in handy one day, even if nobody else thought so!

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Saw this article on wired.com and had to share!

Check out the rest of the article, “Top 10 Endearing Habits of a Geeky Spouse” on wired.com

Follow these steps to change the Drive letter:

1. Log on as Administrator or as a member of the Administrators group.
2. Click Start, click Control Panel, and then click Performance and Maintenance.
3. Click Administrative Tools, double-click Computer Management, and then click Disk Management in the left pane.
4. Right-click the drive, the partition, the logical drive, or the volume that you want to assign a drive letter to, and then click Change Drive Letter and Paths.
5. Click Change.
6. Click Assign the following drive letter if it is not already selected, click the drive letter that you want to use, and then click OK.
7. Click Yes when you are prompted to confirm the drive letter change.

Look at those punks texting...

It turns out that Texting is Good for Kids!

According to NewScientist

“Phonological awareness has long been associated with good reading skills.” Exposure to the written word in any form is also linked to improved literacy. “These kids are engaging with more written language and they’re doing it for fun.”

As CNN reports in their story, “Wife to Employers: Hire my husband, please“, Robin used her tax refund to create the site after watching him struggle to find a job since he graduated in 2008. Included on the site is an interview with Mike (conducted by his wife), a cool “about” page and also a formal resume both in web format and available for download.

If this format works for someone with an MBA, how much better would it work for someone looking for a job in software development, Face Stomping SEO, internet journalism, blogging or a school media specialists like Mike Stencil writing articles about male and female courageous protagonists?

It’s a pretty cool idea… but I’m not sure exactly how it made the front page of CNN.com? Hey CNN, in an effort to make myself more relevant I created a blog about Tech that Matters… you know… to help me stand out to potential empoyers. You should probably feature my website on the front page of your site as well… just to be fair?

Hold on, one sec… <enabled adsense banner on dwightdegroff.com> … OK, all set, feel free to put up a story whenever you’re ready. Thanks

Mind your manners, people – a 14-year-old girl was reportedly charged with disorderly conduct for refusing to cease texting in class and then hiding the phone down her pants.

The real question here: will they forcibly collect her DNA for this misdemeanor?