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So… yeah… Gwen and I were eating dinner at Texas Roadhouse tonight for our annual “We don’t care about the Super Bowl so let’s go out and eat while the restaurants are deserted” experience. We were talking about the usual (for us) – Babies. It was during this conversation that it came to light that I have never – ever – changed a diaper. Gwen thought that was pretty funny – I told her that I could probably figure it out. How hard could it be… right? RIGHT?!

Hmm… well, I’m not so sure now. So… I decided to Google it. The results seemed information, but not very interesting. I then proceeded to search for “change diaper” on YouTube and within say… 30 seconds? … I was rapidly closing my browser window. I then went back to “the Google” and found my way to an informative article.

Here are some of the most important steps, quoted for your convenience:

1. Make sure you have everything you need nearby to change a diaper.
2. Lay your baby on his back on the changing surface. If you are using a changing table, it’s recommended to use the safety straps.

Wait, wait, wait… safety straps? This is getting out of hand. Perhaps I will just try my luck.

Meh.